in der Küche gehören verboten, selbst wenn es öko Kokosteppiche sind! Gerade flog er gen Balkon und was kann ich sagen - es kann auch saubär sein!

"A few days ago, I ordered two Landshark shirts for you at $15 each plus $5 shipping = $35. One you wanted was not available so the owner suggested a slightly different design which I bought for you. He gave me a $5 discount on each shirt and on shipping because I told him you were an avid fan and dedicated Landshark biker."

"I think you can barely get a gorgious guy like me out of your sight" "I don't know where you get your delusions laserbrain" "Laugh it up fuzzball"

Läßt mich wieder mal vor Lachen in die Schreibtischkante beissen.